My responses to [this] meme.

I should have been done with this post long ago but I was slammed by work and lured outside by the spring. Also, thanks to you guys, I kept getting lost on Tumblr and rewatching these shows/movies to infinity. I was stuck in the neverending loop of awesome!

The ambitious post is ambitious. I will never type again.

( Being Human )
( Breakfast at Tiffany's )
( Californication )
( Community )
( Fringe )
( Gossip Girl as the Inception AU )
( Harry Potter )
( Queer as Folk )
( The Royal Tenenbaums )
( Sons of Anarchy )
( The Talented Mr. Ripley )
( The Vampire Diaries )

My Yuletide gift? THE TASTE OF PERFECTION. My heart stopped when I saw character tags and the title! It's a good thing it's Christmas, so no-one's questioning the grin on my face.

Not only it's Chace!fic, it has all my favorite Chacethings in it: kissing Ed, Zefron, seriously kinky threesomes, the bittersweet, celebs keeping it real, an affair with an older woman, sex not on beds, Jess Szohr, Zoë Kravitz (whom I am now convinced Zac should date next), my bb Blake Lively and [this picture]. IT'S BUILT AROUND A T.S. ELLIOT POEM AND HAS A TON OF HOT PORN, OKAY.

It's fucking amazing, it exists and my life is now complete.

Now I need to scoop my brain off the floor and leave my writer a comment. Two Yuletides, two epic fic-gifts.

Gossip Girl RPF
(Chace Crawford, Chace/Ed/Jessica, Chace/deliciousOFC, Chace/Zac Efron/Zoë Kravitz, Chace/Kelly Rutherford, CHACE/BLAKE):
[The Private Love Song of a Slightly Tarnished Golden Boy]

UPD: guys, I officially have the best friends ever because my stealthy writer is bitchygrrl!!! Of all the gin joints, you had to walk into mine ♥ Gotta love yuletide, I was completely blindsided by this until the reveal.




p.s. as to my gift, the recipient is happy with it :))) and omg, what are these comments and why is it getting recced ♥

Dear dorian_mauve, I have absolutely no reason to be doing this. Consider this your ridiculously early birthday present (half a year in advance, what).

Considering your taste for cracky manips, pop art seemed appropriate! Now that you've convinced me to add Nate/Vanessa to my Nate+ shipping vocabulary, I have an elaborate AU elaborating in my brain - one of those hip urban couples who are into the eco-glamorous lifestyle like Leo and Gisele (Bar is largely irrelevant but I digress). Van'd teach him how to read and Nate'd buy her a charity; she'd buy him a clue and he'd teach her how to roll a perfect joint and not to think. They'd have massive amounts of just south of vanilla sex and he'd be her date to the Oscars because don't forget, Ralph Lauren adores Nate. I'm a little bit in love with their alternative future :)

ENJOY.




( I Shot Andy Warhol )

NON-GOSSIP-GIRL FLISTY CROWD,
THINK OF IT AS A SUMMER LEMONADE FANMIX, BOTH SHINY AND TART-SWEET.